I have been reading "Eat,Pray,Love" by Elizabeth Gilbert. I think I need an agent.Are there any publishers out there who want me to write my memoirs? I might call it, "Eat, Pray, Aloha". First you may pay my way to Paris, Jerusalem, then back to Hawaii. My book will be truly tragic, less narcissistic, very dramatic, a tear jerker, filled with hope, good food, and enlightenment... I hear a croissant calling me...
