Here we are in Cyprus, in the Troodos Mountains.
I have known this man for more than 6 years. I have been married to him for more than 5.
I only found out 2 months ago that the last name that I have, because of him, actually has an extra L because he didn't want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have a longer last name.
Me: Are you kidding?
Me:YOU ACTUALLY MADE OUR NAME LONGER THAN IT ALREADY IS ON PURPOSE??!
Me:Tell me you are kidding.
Andreas: No, I am not joking.
Me: Who are you?